What are some good Canadian jokes/riddles?

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What are some good Canadian jokes/riddles?

Is this a good Canadian joke? I made this one up so it's an import for you guys, made and manufactured in the USA by me.

THE JOKE:
A materialistic German American man and woman fell in love and married in Detroit while making fancy Chrysler automobiles. They had more romantic time than other auto workers because they had 10 years experience back in Germany making Volkswagon vehicles, so they were above the learning curve. But then they got laid off.

They got rehired by successful subdivision of Chrysler in Windsor, Ontario and they became Canadian permanent residents, but they imported their American arrogance with them to Ontario. They tried to rid the American ego by going fishing in Lake Ontario and mending in with the local sportsman paradise of Ontario.

In Ontario they still couldn't make due with the lake and a fishing pole, so to Americanize the occasion, the guy decided to get a material gift for the girl, and vice versa. The guy got the girl a bottle of what he thought was Budweiser beer but it was really “Molson Ice”. The girl got the guy what she thought was an Ipod, but it was just the case of the ipod.

When they got to the Lake, the beer bottle was empty because the cap came off. The ipod casing tour apart in the pocket and there was no ipod inside, so maybe it was fate to go beerless and ipodless. But without material fancies, the man and woman could not get along and they started fighting.

Finally, they realized the relationship problem. Three things were missing to these materialistic Americans. 1) The cap! so beer doesn't spill and disappear. 2) What happened to “US” being together, and 3) The ipod casing to at lease make it look like an Ipod is around.

And so, they needed Cap-US-Casing. And being the German Americans they are, they spelled out Kap-Us-KASING. And then fate worked out when they found on the map: Kapuskasing, ON as a very nonmaterialistic farm town.

And so they lived happily ever after in Kapuskasing, Ontario. Is this joke lame?

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